And The Wedding From Hell Begins!

Did you miss Friday’s GENERAL HOSPITAL? No problem. Here’s a blow by blow of all the excitement!

Franco promised Carly a wedding day she’d never forget, and that’s what he served up! She was already p.o.’d at her groom by the time he showed up, and it wasn’t because he was a tad tardy. No. Spencer’s arm was twisted until he blabbed that Franco tried to access Carly’s E-mail to get the goods on Sonny. When the smiley-faced schemer finally arrived, his greeting of “Show time!” was not received with applause. Carly pulled him aside and confronted him.

Franco admitted that, yes, he was looking for the recording of Sonny confessing that he killed A.J., but it wasn’t for himself; it was for Ava. That was the truth, actually. Just not the whole truth. He professed that his suspicion of her relationship with Sonny was a thing of the past. “You never did anything to make me not trust you, right?” he asked. “No,” she whispered. Good thing she was wearing a dress because liar, liar, her pants would have been on fire!

Finally, the ceremony began. Carly reemerged looking absolutely gorgeous in a white gown. Yes, white. No comment. Flower girl Josslyn walked down the aisle and threw the rose pedals like she was throwing out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium. Lucas extended his arm to Carly and escorted her to her husband-to-be.

Eyes wandered to the others guests when Lucy, who was officiating the ceremony, gave her “speak now or forever hold your peace” speech. Joss spoke up but Lucy immediately cut her off. After Felix read a Shakespearean passage, then came the “I do’s.” Carly’s mind wandered off to Sonny before saying those two tiny words. Franco, however, responded with an icy, “Hell no. Why would I marry a lying, cheating whore?” Ouch.

Across town, Morgan’s persistence made Sonny final blurt that the reason he wanted Ava dead was because she killed Connie. Morgan, of course, didn’t want to believe it but he had to when Sonny played him the recording. Morgan not only understood his father’s reasoning, he felt guilty that Sonny had to deal with that reality alone. Sonny said he had to do everything he could to protect the baby, but he didn’t know where to find Ava. Morgan, putting on his most adorable puppy face, said that she was at the brownstone.

Ava was at the brownstone all right, but so was Nina, who greeted her with a Franco-esque, “Buckle up, bitch! It’s show time!” Nina was there to settle the score in a most disturbing way! Ava tried to make it to her cell phone to call for help, but Nina grabbed a syringe and shoved it hard into Ava’s back. It was filled with a muscle relaxant that would render her completely paralyzed!

Ava quickly grew limp and immobile. Nina put her hands on Ava’s bump and smiled, “This baby is mine.” She then took out another syringe, one containing the labor accelerant, and said, “We are about to bring a new life into the world.”

And there was more! Obrecht handed Jake his bill and his discharge papers. Plus, Anna walked Dante through her theory that Sonny killed A.J.!

On Monday, Anna interrogates Duke, Nina takes her plan further, and the wedding from hell continues! Don’t forget: 3:00 ET and 2:00 PST/CT on ABC. Be there!